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Aug05

LK down yet again!

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Written By Vaseline
Thursday, 05 August 2010

We are glad to announce that the Lich King has paid for his horrible crimes. We have made him pay in the past but with our renewed squad of the SFP (Secret Fashion Police) we managed to sneak into his chamber. Whilst we offered him another great set of armour-models to ruin he froze our model, as we had anticipated, giving us the chance to bonk his noggin' and bonk it hard. We bonked his noggin' so hard that the Lich King's sword broke neigh immediately, resulting in a one-shot kill.

Special thanks go to Tirion Fordring for being our fashionista bait!

LKkill

 

 

 

Last Updated ( Thursday, 05 August 2010 20:21 )
 
Aug05

We are back!

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Written By Vaseline
Thursday, 05 August 2010

Wipe Faster is back!


After a long period of silence Wipe Faster has risen from its own ashes. Shedding feathers it deemed not necessary in order to fly high the phoenix has yet again begun ascending the skies.

Wipe Faster has reassessed its goals and decided to go casualcore, raiding not too many hours but with an abudance of quality. Raiding while offering a warm shelter and friendly home to people who have a kind attitude towards others whilst keeping an international attitude in a 10-player environment. We are still looking for a couple of people to bolster our ranks, be sure to check our recruitment status page if you are interested.

We would also like to invite you to join us on our renewed adventures in Icecrown Citadel, where we will judge the Lich King harshly for the horrible fashion design in Wrath of the Lich King. There will be no more parties to be had and no more tea to be drunk until the Lich King has been made to pay for his crimes!

Welcome to a renewed Wipe Faster, home of the honourful and brave!

Wipe Faster returns

Last Updated ( Thursday, 05 August 2010 20:22 )